The Srewd Old Man

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler then asked how payment would be made .....and the old man stated, "by check!...and I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon!"

Monday Morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.... and said "There's no money in that account!"

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"

Да бе .......
Тия поуки old & white = wise & tricky със сигурност повдигат самочувствието на стари духалки ама поне на 85!
Тоя виц да ми го разправяш на срещата за 50-годишнината!
Ние сме младежиии...........

Polish, che sme mladeji, nqma spor, ama sme mladeji na sredna vuzrast. Tova ne go davam zashtoto kakto peeshe Todor Kolev - vsichko moje nashta vuzrast sredna.

A za vicove za 50-godishninata - opitaj sledniq:

An old man sits down in the confessional at the church, and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "Tell me of your sins, my son."
The old man says, "Well, Father, I'm 90 years old; I've been a widower for 15 years, and in all that time I've always been faithful to the memory of my late wife. But last night, I met two beautiful 19-year-old girls and I made love to both of them! Twice!"
The priest says, "I see. Tell me, how long has it been since your last confession?"
The old man says, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."
The priest says, "So what are you telling me for?"
And the old man says, "Are you kidding me - I'm telling everybody!"

Защо е нужно да си говорим за десетилетия напред? Ние още не сме стигнали и половин век - има време, не избързвайте, сега тепърва се сменят двойките, демек "втората младост".